Connolly’s Corner

  • ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: Soma By Drone – Bryan Cooper

    ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: Soma By Drone – Bryan Cooper

    Welcome all to ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, a series of weekly reviews by Charles Connolly – an artist in his own right. Here, Charles delves into the greatest brand new singles brought to you by the best unsigned artists on our electrifying and eclectic set of ๐™‰๐™š๐™ฌ ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™Ž๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ playlists.


    ๐™Ž๐™ค๐™ข๐™– ๐˜ฝ๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™ง๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™š – ๐˜ฝ๐™ง๐™ฎ๐™–๐™ฃ ๐˜พ๐™ค๐™ค๐™ฅ๐™š๐™ง


    Charles proves thereโ€™s moโ€™ to life than…


    Girls Girls Girls. Thatโ€™s all Iโ€™ve been talking about for weeks. Louise Lewis, Cecilee, Bernice Marsala, Emily Gray, Jane Marie, Jessica Miaโ€ฆ So much for women being ignored in the music industry! Not that Iโ€™m the industryโ€ฆ Was this a conscious decision of mine though, to review more women? Nope. Just a coincidence. But I was however aware of the fact. I donโ€™t care about gender, just like I donโ€™t care where someone is from, or what colour they are. Itโ€™s not that I am a defender of peopleโ€™s rights or anything; to quote the last bloke I reviewed: I simply don’t care. To me, itโ€™s irrelevant. For me, itโ€™s all about the music. Only the music. Politics, class, gender, religion, colour and nationality just donโ€™t come into it. If women were to have a problem with me not reviewing them, I would politely tell them to โ€œimproveโ€. As it is though, this is fiction. They have been โ€œbetterโ€ than the men. Or, I have favoured their music more. Not โ€œbetterโ€. Apologies to the men who have perhaps been shortsighted in thinking I was favouring women over men of late. Step up your game, chaps! And what better time to do it than November. Ahem: MOvember.


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  • ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: The A Plus – Coastal Town

    ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: The A Plus – Coastal Town

    Welcome all to ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, a series of weekly reviews by Charles Connolly – an artist in his own right. Here, Charles delves into the greatest brand new singles brought to you by the best unsigned artists on our electrifying and eclectic set of ๐™‰๐™š๐™ฌ ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™Ž๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ playlists.

    ๐™๐™๐™š ๐˜ผ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™ช๐™จ – ๐˜พ๐™ค๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ก ๐™๐™ค๐™ฌ๐™ฃ


    Charles leaves the city for a higher gradeโ€ฆ


    Cities are impressive. Cities are huge and buzzy. It can sometimes seem like a big city would be able to continue living without the presence of actual life! The buildings, the museums, the galleries, the parks, the clubs, the architecture (youโ€™ve said that, you said buildings. Yes, all right, clever clogs). The heights and grandeur, the world famous stature. The hub of where it all happens. Itโ€™s all so compelling. Genuinely exciting! But sometimes it can feel a little overbearing. Would you like to eat a 7 course meal in a swanky restaurant every single day of your life? To me, this is what it can sometimes feel like. Oftentimes (utterly LOATHE this word) one just wants to live a smaller life. A simpler life. To eat a burger while ambling the littler side of the street. Where your thoughts are allowed to wander without getting distracted by awe-inspiring structures (same as buildings, same as architecture. Yes, all right, clever clogs). Say, by the sea? Imagine a little town where the atmosphere is not cloaked in pollution, but simply a sea breeze. A coastal town.


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  • ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: To Whom but You – Scruffy Saints

    ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: To Whom but You – Scruffy Saints

    Welcome all to ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, a series of weekly reviews by Charles Connolly – an artist in his own right. Here, Charles delves into the greatest brand new singles brought to you by the best unsigned artists on our electrifying and eclectic set of ๐™‰๐™š๐™ฌ ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™Ž๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ playlists.


    ๐™๐™ค ๐™’๐™๐™ค๐™ข ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช – ๐™Ž๐™˜๐™ง๐™ช๐™›๐™›๐™ฎ ๐™Ž๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™จ


    Charles begins the resurrectionโ€ฆ


    So that was Easter. For those who don’t celebrate it, Easter is a time for celebrating Coco, the god of chocolate. I therefore can’t imagine why anyone wouldn’t celebrate such a thing. Unless you’re allergic to chocolate, in which case it may be best to treat it as any other weekend. Okay, there is no god of chocolate. It’s all about Jesus having risen from the dead – as ya do. Clever lad. I must say, I like the idea. But do I believe in it all? Well… It’s a hard one to swallow. I mean, the whole idea seems a little far fetched, no? But if you want to believe, then by all means, believe! There’s no harm in it. Whatever floats your boat. There is beauty in this idea. It is not morbid. Quite the opposite, if you think about it. And this is the side of religion of which I am most fond. The peaceful beauty of it all. The unworldly nature of it all. The magic. Just like when one watches children use their imagination. Does that still happen these days? Do they still use their imagination? Well, let’s just say they do. It is delightful, endearing and somewhat captivating. So in this sense I think of religion as holding on to that child-like wonder. And why not??


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  • ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: Squeeze me – The Blimp

    ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: Squeeze me – The Blimp

    Welcome all to ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, a series of weekly reviews by Charles Connolly – an artist in his own right. Here, Charles delves into the greatest brand new singles brought to you by the best unsigned artists on our electrifying and eclectic set of ๐™‰๐™š๐™ฌ ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™Ž๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ playlists.


    ๐™Ž๐™ฆ๐™ช๐™š๐™š๐™ฏ๐™š ๐™ข๐™š – ๐™๐™๐™š ๐˜ฝ๐™ก๐™ž๐™ข๐™ฅ


    Charles finds it difficult to concentr-โ€ฆ


    In recent years, people’s attention spans have gone to- THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!! Sorry, where was I…? Oh yes. Attention spans. They have become so short that one is barely able to- the sun is actually shining; that makes a change. Ach, er… Ach. The thing is, there is so much going on, and it is so easy to flit from thing to thing, that we have inadvertently stumbled upon a modern addiction. The hunt for total satisfaction, knowing full well we are never going to find it. Very little grabs us these days. We scroll. We skip to the next when weโ€™re not even a quarter of the way through. We want instant fulfilment. Instant gratification. Everything’s amazing. Everything’s astounding. Everything’s impressive. Everything is perfect. Or so it seemsโ€ฆ The thing is, weโ€™re usually not actually amazed, astounded or impressed. And as to perfection, other than those โ€œsatisfying videosโ€, when is perfection what we actually wantโ€ฆ? Unfortunately though, this is how things are these days. Relentlessly โ€œWOWโ€. There is a limit to the amount of times I can watch the same magic trick, for we all know, itโ€™s an illusion. All rather conflated, no? Who else read cornflaked? My initial point was the attention span, and how it- Look, weโ€™re all guilty of getting bored easily nowadays, but maybe, just maybe, it ainโ€™t your fault. Maybe what youโ€™re mentally ingesting is simply not very goodโ€ฆ


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  • ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: The Bird is Gone – Sun State Of Mind

    ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: The Bird is Gone – Sun State Of Mind

    Welcome all to ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, a series of weekly reviews by Charles Connolly – an artist in his own right. Here, Charles delves into the greatest brand new singles brought to you by the best unsigned artists on our electrifying and eclectic set of ๐™‰๐™š๐™ฌ ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™Ž๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ playlists.


    ๐™๐™๐™š ๐˜ฝ๐™ž๐™ง๐™™ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™‚๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™š – ๐™Ž๐™ช๐™ฃ ๐™Ž๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š ๐™ค๐™› ๐™ˆ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™™


    Charles considers a live worth living…


    Over the months and years I seem to have forgotten about a very important aspect of musicโ€ฆ Yes, I am actually going to be talking about music. You see, every week I go on about technical terms that most of you wouldnโ€™t be able to understand; like โ€œpunchโ€, โ€œoomphโ€ and โ€œPOWโ€. But I must learn to realise that we canโ€™t all be muso audiophiles like me (oh please, itโ€™s a yoke). I speak of melody and harmony and how things fit together (another technical term). I speak of technique and musical judgement. I speak of recording quality and mixing knowledge. I speak of panning and even occasionally specific frequencies. I speak of reverb and delays and all sorts of other magical wonders that make a good thing better. I speak of the way a guitarist digs in to the guitar. I speak of how a trumpet will portray the saddest of moods within the breaths between the notes. I even pick up on the โ€œmistakesโ€ that MAKE the song; the perfection in imperfection. I go into how the artist has honed their sound, delving and diving into the depths of each individual note and made it as good as it can possibly be. I speak of sparkle and clarity. I speak of bass that vibrates so ferociously it makes my nose tickle. But all in all, I am listening intently. I am in the process of analysis. I am rarely taking a step back. Maybe even several steps back. You see, each release is a static recording. I am able to go back to lines I didnโ€™t quite catch, or mentally zoom in on that crash cymbal choke and marvel at its harmonics. I can play it again and again, getting to know each vocal flick (another technical term) and drumstick drop (more technical terms, of course – when the drummer drops his stick, for those not so wordily endowed). It is the familiarity and unchanged sound that is warming and close to our hearts. It is this that makes a classic, a classic.


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  • ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: Together Forever – Von Marlon

    ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: Together Forever – Von Marlon

    Welcome all to ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, a series of weekly reviews by Charles Connolly – an artist in his own right. Here, Charles delves into the greatest brand new singles brought to you by the best unsigned artists on our electrifying and eclectic set of ๐™‰๐™š๐™ฌ ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™Ž๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ playlists.


    ๐™๐™ค๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ง ๐™๐™ค๐™ง๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง – ๐™‘๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ง๐™ก๐™ค๐™ฃ


    Charles falls into the groove.


    Letโ€™s play a drinking game. Those under the legal age, please leave the room and play with your toys. This is serious man stuff. No offence to the minors or the women. Actually, women are allowed if they think theyโ€™re man enough – lovely phrase. Right! Letโ€™s begin. Every time I mention groove or anything groove related, you have to down a shot. Or at least, have a large gulp of your alcoholic beverage of choice. Weโ€™ll have none of that sipping lark, thank you very much. We are about to step into the groove. You should be on your fourth by now – this might get a little messyโ€ฆ


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  • ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: Starin’ at the Ceiling – bad.r4t

    ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: Starin’ at the Ceiling – bad.r4t

    Welcome all to ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, a series of weekly reviews by Charles Connolly – an artist in his own right. Here, Charles delves into the greatest brand new singles brought to you by the best unsigned artists on our electrifying and eclectic set of ๐™‰๐™š๐™ฌ ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™Ž๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ playlists.


    ๐™Ž๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ง๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐˜พ๐™š๐™ž๐™ก๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ – ๐™—๐™–๐™™.๐™ง_4๐™ฉ


    Charles is looking forwardโ€ฆ


    We rounded off 2024 with No Pinks. Were you young enough to start 2025 with No Pantsโ€ฆ? New Year can make you do the strangest things, so I hearโ€ฆ But I suppose, youโ€™re as young as you feel, so the saying goes. How young are YOU feeling? Iโ€™m feeling sort of averagely young. Ya know. Not old, not young. I suppose my age might have something to do with that, what with it being somewhere in the middleโ€ฆ Take Facebook, for example (if we have to). Is it an old thing to you? Were you born with it? Did you grow up with it? Did it arrive when you became โ€œan adultโ€? Have you only just started using it in recent years? And more to the point, are you STILL using it? If your answer to the last two was yes, youโ€™re probably rather old. If you have yet to ever touch the thing, I commend you, you ancient being. You are still untainted by cheap garbage. Or youโ€™re so young as to be proud of not needing nappies (diapers). The ancient beings will only just have revived the fond old habit; that is, if they can remember it at allโ€ฆ Lately, Facebook has decided to show me a plethora of certain posts. No, not HAL (A.I.). In fact it seems to be one of the only kinds of post on Facebook that contains a genuine photograph. Hereโ€™s how the post usually goes: โ€œYou may be old, but are you THIS old?โ€, complete with a photograph. So what is this photograph? A horse and cart? An untethered bicycle parked by a beautiful cottage? A man smoking a pipe? A manual sewing machine? A wartime ration book? A man wearing a waistcoat when it isnโ€™t forced upon him? Nope nope nope. The prehistoric item isโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ A CD player. I warned you it was face-palmy. Oh, I didnโ€™t? Well, there you go. The thing is, apparently you are VERY old if you remember a CD player. Meaning that anyone older than 10 or 15 is apparently VERY old. Thereโ€™s another similar post I saw whose photograph was of Windows XP. An operating system that was (rather surprisingly) used well into the 2010s in some places. So basically, if youโ€™re into double figures, itโ€™s official: youโ€™re old. What wondrously upbeat information I bring you to ring in the new year!


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  • ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: The Day After – Billy Lowry

    ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: The Day After – Billy Lowry

    Welcome all to ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, a series of weekly reviews by Charles Connolly – an artist in his own right. Here, Charles delves into the greatest brand new singles brought to you by the best unsigned artists on our electrifying and eclectic set of ๐™‰๐™š๐™ฌ ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™Ž๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ playlists.


    ๐™๐™๐™š ๐˜ฟ๐™–๐™ฎ ๐˜ผ๐™›๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง – ๐˜ฝ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™‡๐™ค๐™ฌ๐™ง๐™ฎ


    Charles talks about tomorrowโ€ฆ


    There is something I have always found mildly fascinating, ever since I was young. I mean, even younger. It involves the passing of time, and the way we regiment said passing of time. A birthday, for example. It is a day for celebration. But we have decided this. It is not actually the actual day of oneโ€™s actual birth. It is to commemorate x-amount of years since oneโ€™s birth. But what is a year? We split life into years, yet this is a human invention. God did not place years on our table. Neither did God invent the table (but its simple perfection leads me to wonder). Sure, the seasons make the idea of years a little easier to digest and swallow, but what if we go further into monthsโ€ฆ Why 12? Why does January start in, well, January? And what about weeks and even days? Why is Sunday the so-called day of rest? I say โ€œso-calledโ€ because on Sunday I had to do a full dayโ€™s work alongside constant power tools across the road that only stopped shortly before 7pm. Day of rest, my FOOT!! This fictional birthday I spoke of before, it is technically just another day. Just like New Yearโ€™s Day. It is technically just another day. With a โ€œdayโ€ only being made official by the sun going up and down like a slow-motion yoyo.


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  • ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: Tom – Kaminski

    ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: Tom – Kaminski

    Welcome all to ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, a series of weekly reviews by Charles Connolly – an artist in his own right. Here, Charles delves into the greatest brand new singles brought to you by the best unsigned artists on our electrifying and eclectic set of ๐™‰๐™š๐™ฌ ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™Ž๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ playlists.


    ๐™๐™ค๐™ข – ๐™†๐™–๐™ข๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™ ๐™ž


    Charles is just being friendlyโ€ฆ


    Last week was all about ballads. It was about how music makes you feel. I donโ€™t quite mean HOW it makes you feel, but THAT it makes you feel. Dud music doesnโ€™t make me feel. Songs about things I canโ€™t relate to, do little for me. They donโ€™t make me feel. The best music should make you feel, in some way or other. It could be that it makes you cry, it could be that it makes you glow, and it could be that it makes you tingle; up here, or down there. But if thereโ€™s none of that, thereโ€™s none of that. So there isnโ€™t a great deal of point in listening. Which is the main problem I have with generic pop. It plays, I hear, and thatโ€™s about it. Itโ€™s as nutritious as a leaf of iceberg lettuce. Basically crunchy tap water without the sweetness of watermelon. I seem to have a thing for that cruddy song โ€˜Watermelon Sugarโ€™โ€ฆ Anyway! I said last week how sadness is a bigger feeling than happiness. Hence the Blues. But the Blues isnโ€™t just a genre of music; itโ€™s a lifestyle. Well, for some it is, but I only really said that because it sounded cool in my head. What I really meant was, the Blues doesnโ€™t really need to be in the style of Blues music. Itโ€™s about feeling blue. So in a way, any sad song is a Blues song. Which sounds ridiculous, but itโ€™s kinda true if you think about it.


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  • ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: Stone Tongue (feat. Drew Nold) – Sparralimb

    ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ – this week: Stone Tongue (feat. Drew Nold) – Sparralimb

    Welcome all to ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†โ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, a series of weekly reviews by Charles Connolly – an artist in his own right. Here, Charles delves into the greatest brand new singles brought to you by the best unsigned artists on our electrifying and eclectic set of ๐™‰๐™š๐™ฌ ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™Ž๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ playlists.


    ๐™Ž๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™š ๐™๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™ช๐™š (๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ. ๐˜ฟ๐™ง๐™š๐™ฌ ๐™‰๐™ค๐™ก๐™™) – ๐™Ž๐™ฅ๐™–๐™ง๐™ง๐™–๐™ก๐™ž๐™ข๐™—


    Charles gives you three wishesโ€ฆ


    You know that game where you pretend to rub the lamp, and a genie gives you three wishes? Ya know, hypothetically speaking, where people say the three things they most want or wish for? Well, what is the one thing that almost always comes up? And no, you canโ€™t wish for more wishes. What is the wish that is wished the most? The one that comes up with pretty much every rub of this no doubt gleaming lamp? A Ferrari? An incalculable sum of money? Heroin without the side effects? Nope. I think youโ€™ll find that the wish most wished, isโ€ฆโ€ฆ.. โ€œOh, I know. Cheaper train tickets!!!โ€ – … Errrmmโ€ฆ No, not quite. Weirdo. The answer isโ€ฆโ€ฆ โ€œOh, I know! Something that stops cows farting because thatโ€™s apparently bad for the environment!โ€ – Riiiggghhht. No, youโ€™re not really there. This person is insane. The answer is – no, donโ€™t interrupt, youโ€™ve had too many tries and they were ridiculous. The answer is, peace on Earth. Yep, that old chestnut. I am absolutely sure this is the most wished for thing when playing this completely pointless game. Pointless…? The wishes donโ€™t come true, you see. You have been duped! It was all a lie. But why is it that so many wish for this? Well, the main reason is because Earth is such an unpeaceful place! But the other reason people wish for peace on Earth, is because people wish for peace on Earth. That is โ€œwhat you doโ€. It is not because most people are saints. Like when someone asks how you are, and you reply โ€œFine, thanks. You?โ€โ€ฆ You quite possibly donโ€™t actually wish to know the howabouts of this person (theyโ€™ll lie anyway), but itโ€™s just what we do. I suppose one could call it manners, but I think itโ€™s more automatic habit (manners).


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