Welcome all to ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ป๐ผ๐น๐น๐โ๐ ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฟ, a series of weekly reviews by Charles Connolly – an artist in his own right. Here, Charles delves into the greatest brand new singles brought to you by the best unsigned artists on our electrifying and eclectic set of ๐๐๐ฌ ๐ผ๐ง๐ฉ๐๐จ๐ฉ ๐๐ฅ๐ค๐ฉ๐ก๐๐๐๐ฉ playlists.
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Charles is looking forwardโฆ
We rounded off 2024 with No Pinks. Were you young enough to start 2025 with No Pantsโฆ? New Year can make you do the strangest things, so I hearโฆ But I suppose, youโre as young as you feel, so the saying goes. How young are YOU feeling? Iโm feeling sort of averagely young. Ya know. Not old, not young. I suppose my age might have something to do with that, what with it being somewhere in the middleโฆ Take Facebook, for example (if we have to). Is it an old thing to you? Were you born with it? Did you grow up with it? Did it arrive when you became โan adultโ? Have you only just started using it in recent years? And more to the point, are you STILL using it? If your answer to the last two was yes, youโre probably rather old. If you have yet to ever touch the thing, I commend you, you ancient being. You are still untainted by cheap garbage. Or youโre so young as to be proud of not needing nappies (diapers). The ancient beings will only just have revived the fond old habit; that is, if they can remember it at allโฆ Lately, Facebook has decided to show me a plethora of certain posts. No, not HAL (A.I.). In fact it seems to be one of the only kinds of post on Facebook that contains a genuine photograph. Hereโs how the post usually goes: โYou may be old, but are you THIS old?โ, complete with a photograph. So what is this photograph? A horse and cart? An untethered bicycle parked by a beautiful cottage? A man smoking a pipe? A manual sewing machine? A wartime ration book? A man wearing a waistcoat when it isnโt forced upon him? Nope nope nope. The prehistoric item isโฆโฆโฆ A CD player. I warned you it was face-palmy. Oh, I didnโt? Well, there you go. The thing is, apparently you are VERY old if you remember a CD player. Meaning that anyone older than 10 or 15 is apparently VERY old. Thereโs another similar post I saw whose photograph was of Windows XP. An operating system that was (rather surprisingly) used well into the 2010s in some places. So basically, if youโre into double figures, itโs official: youโre old. What wondrously upbeat information I bring you to ring in the new year!
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